Anonymous whispered: "I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…" (thisshipismyhome)

thisshipismyhome:

washthepilotguy:

"Yeah, thanks for the tip… Y’know would it kill you to get a guy a bandaid? Or better yet - painkillers?!"

"Tetchy." 

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"Painkillers I can do. Must hurt somethin’ awful." 

"Well, yeah it hurts! I mean, look!”

"But yes. Painkillers’d be a miracle right about now…"

"Well, that’s not a sound I was lookin’ to hear…"

zoealleynewashburnes whispered: "How could you be so careless?"

zoealleynewashburnes:

washthepilotguy:

"What was I supposed to do, baby? Just sit there and let it hit me? ‘Cuz that doesn’t sound like such a fun idea to me!"

Zoe sighed. “You’re— You’re right. I just don’t like when you put yourself in danger like that. It could’ve gone a lot worse today.

… And you woulda gotten the main force of it.”

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"Baby, I don’t like it either." He sets his hands on her hips. "Look, I’m sorry that’s how it worked out, okay? But hey! I’m here! Got all my limbs and such!" He smirks. "I’m thinkin’ you and me oughta celebrate that…"

zoealleynewashburnes whispered: "How could you be so careless?"

zoealleynewashburnes:

washthepilotguy:

"What was I supposed to do, baby? Just sit there and let it hit me? ‘Cuz that doesn’t sound like such a fun idea to me!"

"I’m trained, Wash. Shooting, getting shot at, I got lots of experience in both. That’s my job. You’re the damn pilot. That’s your job. Stick to it.”

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"I’m not sayin’ it’s not! My point is, I didn’t ask for it to happen! It’s not like I could’ve avoided it once we were - y’know - there! Unless you’re suggesting I got superpowers now.”

zoealleynewashburnes whispered: "How could you be so careless?"

zoealleynewashburnes:

washthepilotguy:

"What was I supposed to do, baby? Just sit there and let it hit me? ‘Cuz that doesn’t sound like such a fun idea to me!"

"There were other ways of going about it, Wash. Ways that didn’t put you in danger.

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"Y’know, this conversation sounds awful familiar. Except I seem to remember being on the other end… usually gettin’ told that that’s just how things are out here…"

zoealleynewashburnes:

washthepilotguy:

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

#IMAGINE ZOE

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(Source: sxuron)

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

#IMAGINE ZOE

(Source: sxuron)

zoealleynewashburnes whispered: "How could you be so careless?"

zoealleynewashburnes:

washthepilotguy:

"What was I supposed to do, baby? Just sit there and let it hit me? ‘Cuz that doesn’t sound like such a fun idea to me!"

"No. You’re not supposed to be put into those situations to begin with!"

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"Right! Because I definitely wanted to be there!”

Anonymous whispered: "I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…" (thisshipismyhome)

"Yeah, thanks for the tip… Y’know would it kill you to get a guy a bandaid? Or better yet - painkillers?!"