zoealleynewashburnes:

"That ain’t the worst Idea, I’ve heard today."

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"That’s gotta count as spousal abuse…”

(( *whispers* Your new Wash tag. I like it. ))

zoealleynewashburnes:

"And I’m sayin’ it is."

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"What. You gonna shave me in my sleep?"

"……….."

zoealleynewashburnes:

"Well, you don’t have a choice."

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"I’m pretty sure that’s not how me shavin’ my face works!"

zoealleynewashburnes:

"Or you could just shave."

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"But…. I don’t wanna."

Anonymous whispered: A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.

zoealleynewashburnes:

"A little? Husband, you got a funny definition of little."

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"And I think you need to deal with this weird fear ‘a facial hair you’ve got. It’s not healthy, baby…"

// wat. nobody on that ship ‘yearns for’ Jayne’s respect. In my opinion, it’s more likely the other way around: Jayne wants every else’s, or at least to be taken seriously by them.
(( ALL OF THIS. ))

(( Because that list is under discussion, one of the comments talked about how “War Stories” is great because Wash had been yearning for Jayne’s respect and finally earned it.

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No. ))